Zombie Survival Kit by Sperensis

by Rob   on July 24, 2009
Filed under App DB, Entertainment

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Protect yourself with the only application needed for when zombies come knocking.
How many times have you been sat around helplessly when a zombie invasion is going on around you, and you sit around doing nothing about it? We supply you with 5 tools to defend yourself when the inevitable occurs.

CUBE GAME
If those zombies aren’t running, you could be stood around for a while waiting for them, so don’t let boredom kill you first. Your first defence is a bejewelled style cube game. Fight to the top of the high score list against other players, or play offline for fun.

ZOMBIE TRANSLATOR
When they do approach you, try and reason with them by using the zombie translator. We have carried out market research to identify the most useful sayings to say to zombies, and have converted these sayings to audio. These include “Next door taste likes chicken” and “nice weather we are having today”.

ZOMBIE SONG MAKER
If the translation does not work, then break a beat. This short period could be enough for you to make a getaway. With the song maker, you can make your own custom songs from unique zombie growns, urghs, arghs, screams and brain chants. Within seconds the zombies will break uncontrollably into dance. (Please be aware, it has been known for some to attempt the robot dance. This is an unpleasant experience and you should divert your eyes away to minimize exposure)

ZOMBIE INSULTER
If the previous attempts fail, you can fall back on the zombie insulter. Within seconds you can produce an insult. Examples include: Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like you just gargled” and “Here’s 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back the change”

HYPNOTIC ZOMBIE
If the previous attempts did not work, then the chances are you and your friends have already been bit and starting the zombie conversion process. It is possible to reverse this with showing the affected the hypnotic zombie video. The suspect thinks they are watching an optical illusion but then a little surprise appears. This has almost (possibly) been scientifically proven that this can reverse the gene transformation process by 92%.

Stay safe this summer with the must have application for zombie defence.

Zombie survival Kit is 0.99 in the iTunes App Store

Developer Website: http://www.sperensis.com

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